Coffin
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Originally from Austin Texas, Coffin is one of the most respected crashers in recent history. He has made a long and storied career out of simple pragmatism. He selects his teammates carefully, but still loses them regularly. Coffin is the highest paid crasher in the biz and has the highest success rate. He has been around long enough to know when a job is a futile and turns down many jobs offered him despite huge bonuses attached. Coffin is named for the persistent cough that he suffers from.

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