Jeff’s Dead Ex-Wife

Jeff went down and came back with his wife, but she didn’t much like being back with Jeff, seeing as how he killed her the first time and the second time. As she reached topside the second time, she blew Jeff’s head clean off his shoulders three seconds out the door. No one has ever found out her name, but they learned she never turns down a job and is looking for something down there. Maybe it's Jeff.

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